Mr Money Changer!

If money makes the world go round, can Bollywood be far behind? Here we are talking about a filmmaker who makes Bollywood go around and who knows how exactly money changes its colours. This man is famous for giving flop movies. Though his movies are flops, most of them, he is still mostly in demand. There are money-bags falling over each other waiting to sign him and offer him as much money as he wants. Here dear friends, we will talk about something that Bollywood doesn't want to talk about too much. Why are flop filmmakers like him in so much demand? Well, here's why...

1This guy ensures that his film is declared a flop at the box office. Rest assured, you will always suffer a loss with him. He knows the mechanism with which whatever be the returns, he will show his production cost in such a manner than the producer will always incur a loss. Officially that is. Unofficially, well, it's a different story… You would have actually made a clean profit. So, you can safely invest your black money earn some more black money and yet you have a 'lost' business venture in your hands. This guy is a goose that lays more 'black' eggs. But nobody will know.
2He only needs the money. He will ask for 20 crore and at the end of it, he will return you 30 crore. He will get the actors, production team, he will hog all the publicity and will make such a trashy movie that you won't be able to sit through.
3He will ensure that you have a party for 120 days. That's roughly the number of days he will take to shoot. He will take you, the actors, the foreign dancers and the unit members to at least two foreign locales. You are expected to accompany him and trust us, you will not be short on 'entertainment'.
4The actors love him. Whenever you are running out of good films and in dire need of money, this is the man you turn to. He will pay you a maximum of three crore as the hero and fifty lakhs as the heroine, but he will make you 'visible' again through his well-oiled publicity machinery. Every actor lands up with at least two more films after working with him. He is the guy who will save you.
5Lastly, he is the guy who will make the maximum money out of the melee and will pay all his extras and assistants handsomely. So much so, that everybody talks about how generous that man is and everybody wants to work with him.
Doesn't matter if he makes trashy movies — he is Bollywood's aadha Robinhood — jo black money loot ta toh hai magar garibon mein baatta nahi hai…